Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard

Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard


A guy with a boob standing on a bloke
We open on the virginia court house logo which is a guy with a boob standing on a bloke that's dead objection speculation. Everyone rises as the judge and mysterious jury enter yena bloody penny says sit down sit down thanks for being on time. Johnny's lawyer talks like a professional amber's thinking, that guy seems pretty good. I wonder how much he costs her lawyer benrotten born approaches the jury to give his statement. He looks for his mark nails it he presents his cropped stand copy of amber's article about johnny. He's like i refuse to read news online i refuse to buy the internet i'm a newspaper guy i deleted facebook. Before it was cool to delete facebook i reck on this fella wants to be a bloody actor jono this sheila then gets up and reminds me of one of my mum's friends banging on about a friend of a friend of a friend's dodgy son. Cut to the logo it's a morning tea break what's this o hit's an ad yeah i guess i could smash mackers while i watch this show day one ends with johnny's sister getting in enough. you now you deadlock with rottenborn for about four hours.

Now bloody day two johnny shows up lots of people yell from the gates johnny johnny johnny. I've got flowers for you over here johnny amber arrives everyone at the gates is like, oh hey amber hey, yeah. Yeah johnny's friend and neighbor spends half the day reading his old text messages i don't know what we were on about there rottenborn and mum's friend spend two hours looking through their folders. It's like they've crammed for an exam the night before the manager of a building where johnny ownsan apartment confirms for two hours security footage from the apartment is real.

Day three amber wishes her personal assistant didn't exist she hasan incredibly fun time with mrrotten born that's not what i said you're trying to put words into my mouth. I don't appreciate that logo morning tea mutual abuse multiple types a shit load of . It says their marriage counsellor a friend of johnny's is like "oh yeah yep nah yeah oh he does yeah he does do drugs". I tell you what he can hold his piss though penny ends up kicking her out because she's been watching tick tock videos of the trial unfortunately johnny's personal doctor is like yeah it does take a lot to put the wanker to sleep and he always texts you like at all hours.

Day four his personal nurse also confirms johnny sends lots of text messages and it'stricky to get him to go to sleep. Sean the security guard talks about injurie. she saw on johnny objection foundation objection hear say objection speculation compounding objection me dead someone take me back to my bloody island has the new season of better coal souls started yet. Hey who's up next jasonmamawa please like my instagram posts.

Day five johnny commences talking about his childhood his family and of course his dodgy ass marriage whoever's incharge of the live stream is like guys we need to make this a two shot. Let'smake it a two shot with both of them in it that will get a ton of views on youtube.

Day six most of it is peaceful johnny talks a lot about drugs and detox it's kind of educational to be honest with you logo clock lunch late in the day. The cross-examination begins which means it's mr rottenborn's time to perform good after noon mr depp good after noon. Mr robin bourne two years before "I'm sorry i was just gonna i think i think you answered my question sir thank you" two years before the online i'll move to strike. This is hear say your honor all right all okay it's a pretty simple yes or no question. which is you'd love it nothing simple in this case and on and on it goes into.

Day seven rottenborn continues to be the lead actor in his own hard-hitting courtroom drama show 'i'm sorry i was talking is that all right you didn't you would answer" my question we'll take a look at the next element. Thank you as long as you're happy sir the climax of the cross-examination is reading out bad publicity johnny depp's had through out his career. The first one is entitled u his from the guardian do you see that apparently, yes ! and friends and family seriously concerned about him. Here's why, yes right how did they knowthe next article johnny depp has a clear and epic sense of entitlement ex-managers say yes in the hollywood reporter correct. I was in a law suit with him sir reportedly drank heavily and was constantly late on the new pirates movie set. Did i read that right? "You did" reportedly the next rule also made 2017. This is a pathetic attempt johnny depp's star power looks as wobbly as jack sparrow on a plank. Did i read that right? "You read". That very very well the next one hollywood reporter this is here june 21st 2018. Multi-Million dollar law suits a haze of booze and hash a marriage gone very wrong and a lifestyle he can't afford inside the trials of johnny depp. Did i read that right? "You did" You should read the article. The last one all is on boshoff reveals why hollywood's reeling over what's being called johnnydepp's career suicide note. Did i read that correctly? "You did". Who's ali sonbeauchelf and how does she know. I won't lie this court case has had more fan theories going on than good old game of thrones. It has been engaging as, mr rottenborn is like a villain or character in a johnny depp film directed by tim burton. Although the whole spectacle is feeling like high fantasy it is important to say that it's incredibly serious and overall very sad. It's real life the dirty bloody laundry is out there when you listen to johnny's foundations talking about his early life. Abusive up bringing it's just very very sad. Then exploring his marriage with amber going to battle with addiction opioid detoxing. It's very verysad i think mr rottenborn has proven and shown evidence that johnny is ill depression anxiety insomnia addictive personality. He does have outbursts of anger he smashes and self-harms. I think those things have been proven playing five minutes of audio of the conversation where he asks amber to cut him is hard to listen to it. Then feels like all these flaws and faults and personal issues. We're being asked to go one step further and conclude that he's physically abusive to wards amber, as well that feels like the play by rottenborn. Like he is being a bit manipulative to get the jury to go. Well if johnny did all that stuffs urely he got physical with her as wells urely but may be not you know like. He may never have gotten physical at all but let's make sure we play devil's advocate against popular opinion because it's important to question if you're getting caught up in an echo chamber. Llike we're essentially saying that amber created fake makeup and took photos of herself portraying herself as being physically assaulted. Like that's the lowest of lows that she 100 told lies and created lies and fake evidence for the purpose of getting back at him. Getting money i don't know we're attaching some motive to her creating falsehoods. Hey ! we also have to ignore ricky gerva is as truth bomb jokes about johnny johnny everything's he's shy. okay um but he wasn't shy this day and he's oh he's got a wicked sense of humor if people knew what he was really like his career would be over don't pick on me. The audience are always going to be on your side. It's hard to ignore ricky's truth bomb jokes about celebrities we often praise him for it on most occasions. We love him for it but yeah i just i find that clip interesting it it it kind of is unfair to say there's truth in his jokes at the end of the day sometimes. maybe me i don't know objection speculation compounding because another thing that feels so clear is is that johnny's sense of humor is dark. I mean it's it's dark as i feel like that's truthful to his person a his texts to friends about his marriage. They're so cynical and intense but that's kind of how he is with words. I think that's truthful gee whiz if someone went through my text messages to people i was close to from a decade ago it would probably look pretty tacky and grotesqueat times. As well i've called a lot of people can't not i have we've all texted sloppy emotional before. Anyway, anyway the easiest option is to say well they're both idiots and abusive to each other. So let's all get on with our lives there's worse worst happening in the world but yeah that's that's taken the easy way out.

The only question in this defamation case is if he beat her up it it seems truthful that she got physical with him like it does from all the audio recordings. That will be interesting to hear when she's on the stand but yeah did he get physical with her to the point where it justified her article he roped. I want to keep seeing how this plays out but yeah me dead bloody rotten born is a character. Though absolutely fair dinkum fact he's a character what do you legends reckon. Let me know your critical analysis in the comments below see ya !

 

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